ABOUT THE AUTHOR ASSHOLE

Age:  20

Height:  5'7"....... without viagra

Weight:  170 lbs.

Hometown:  Sunny Bloomfield, NJ

Hair:  Dirty Blonde

Eyes: Brown/Hazel

Favorite Breakfast Cereal:  Lucky Charms

Favorite Cartoon Character:  Homer Simpson

Favorite Sport (other than wrestling):  Football

Favorite Football Team:  New York Giants & Cincinnati Bengals

Favorite Hockey Team:  New Jersey Devils

Favorite Baseball Team:  New York Mets

Favorite Basketball Team:  New Jersey Nets

Favorite Actor:  Robert DeNiro

Favorite Actress:  Michelle Pfeiffer

Favorite Movies:  Brain Donors, Man on the Moon, any Adam Sandler movie, Goonies

Athlete I Admire Most:  Kurt Warner

Favorite Book:  Mankind:  Have A Nice Day, A Tale of Blood & Sweat socks by Mick Foley

3 Things I would bring stranded on a desert island:  my girlfriend, that's it, I wouldn't need anything else, especially not her clothes

Favorite All Time TV Sitcom:  Seinfeld

Favorite Referee (other than myself):  Mike Chiodia

Least Favorite Sports Team: Any team Deion Sanders plays for, Atlanta Braves and the Chicago Bulls

Favorite All-Time Stand-Up Comedian:  Tie--Steven Wright and Eddie Murphy

Favorite Color:  Zebra stripes, checkers

Favorite Band(s):  Hanson, Def Leppard, Goo Goo Dolls, old Guns N Roses, Kid Rock, Bon Jovi

Favorite All-Time Lead Singer:  Steven Tyler, Joe Elliot

Comedian/Actor that died I wish I could meet:  Phil Hartman & Andy Kaufman

Wrestler that died I wish I could meet:  Brian Pillman, Owen Hart & Andre The Giant

Athlete that died I wish I could meet:  Walter Payton

Favorite Fast Food:  BK Whopper

Favorite Food:  Egg Plant Parm with Vegetables

Hobbies:  Wrestling, playing chess, watching wrestling, kissing my girlfriend, talking about wrestling, lifting, thinking about wrestling

Inspirations:  Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Andy Kaufman, X-Pac, Shawn Michaels, HHH,  Ric Flair, Owen Hart, Brian Pillman, Jerry Lawler, Mick Foley, Jeff Jarrett, Steve Austin, Savio Vega, yeah a lot

Person I Would Most Like To Meet:  My father

Favorite Video Game: NFL Blitz (doesn't matter which year)

FEDERATIONS working for: JAPW, ECPW, JCW, ISPW, WXW, CWF, APW, BRAWL Wrestling, UWF, SSCW, ACW, Millennium Wrestling

 

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